Sigmundur David Gunnlaugsson – Progressive Party
1. Defend the interests of father’s friends and Progressive Party fat cats.
2. Stall an IceSave solution as long as possible to make political opponents look bad.
3. Have lunch.
4. Make sure that the Progressive Party “owns” a special green room at Althingi.
5. Have dinner
6. Regularly cause a scene through bizarre fits.
7. Be in the media as much as possible.
8. Blame the foreigners.
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100. Defend the interests of the Icelandic public.

Bjarni Benediktsson – Independence Party
1. Defend the interests of family’s friends and Independence Party fat cats.
2. Try to ignore David Oddson.
3. Pretend to be leader of the Independence Party.
4. Be against everything he was for 11 months ago.
5. Ask nation to please look forward, not backwards.
6. Blame everybody else.
7. Try to ignore David Oddson.
8. Blame the foreigners.
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100. Defend the interests of the Icelandic public.

Johanna Sigurdardottir – Social Democrats
1. Regret lost chance of retirement.
2. Defend the interests of Social Democratic, Independence Party and Progressive Party fat cats.
3. Fruitless search for other leadership candidates within own party.
4. Clean up mess from others party.
5. Scold misbehaving little kids from Progressive Party.
6. Ask PR rep to address nation.
7. Avoid appearances to calm nation.
8. Defend the interest of Icelandic public.

Steingrimur J. Sigfusson – Left Greens
1. Clean up mess from others party.
2. Defend the interests of Independence Party, Progressive Party and Social Dem fat cats.
3. Defend the interests of capital owners.
4. Attempt to keep Ogmundur Jonasson heavily sedated.
5. Remind people who is really to blame for the mess.
6. Address nation like it is stupid and too demanding.
7. Help banks and bankers get back on their feet.
8. Defend the interests of Icelandic public.

Thor Saari – The Citizens’ Movement / The Movement
1. Cheat voters.
2. Break promises.
3. Be against everything.
4. Act like everyone else is stupid.
5. Buy Sudoku puzzles for Margret Tryggvadottir.
6. Love the attention.
7. Talk with behind.
8. Come up with bad policy suggestions.
9.  Defend the interests of Icelandic …oh, who are we kidding?

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