Ten reasons why it has all gone fucking fuck in Iceland since the pots and pan revolution.
1. There was a demand of reform in the fishing industry. It was needed because the resource was gathering in the hands of very few who in turn used their wealth to borrow intensely against it and invest in other sectors. The profits of the sector have increasingly been disappearing abroad. Oh and the UN Human Rights Council had condemned the system and claimed it was in violation of human rights. The new government indicated that reform measures would be taken. Then it appointed a reform committee dominated by industry lobbyists and politicians whose career depends on the industry. The result..a fucking fuck solution which benefits the…fishing industry.
Finnbogi Vikar, a member of the committee delivered a special opinion. “As I have said before, the appointment of this committee was a mistake because from the beginning it was clear what the result of the majority would be. One needs only to examine the interests behind the members of the committee to realise that most representatives of the wage-earning public and employees in this country have long ago taken a stand with the representatives of the largest organizations of employers and against the public’s interests after the collapse of 2008. Together these parties form a formidable power-bloc which controls a great deal in our society with the bloated undemocratic pension funds behind them. It is unbelievable that there is no demand to be made of the political parties and the politicians on this committee that they reveal the amounts donated to them from interest groups in the fishing sector in recent years.”
2. There were demands of constitutional reform. Iceland copied the Danish constitution in1944 and then Althingi neglected review and reform for decades on end, despite promises and indications otherwise. Reform is for example needed in clearer seperation of the branches, re-examination of the role of the president and timely separation of church and state. Althingi is stuttering through with a constitutional congress for which elections are supposed to be held in the autumn. The way appears clear for demagogues, special interests and representatives of the politicalparties to deliver a loud and argumentative debate and a fucking fuck result.
3. There was outrage over campaign finances. Political parties and members of Althingi were awash in cash from the finance sector, the energy sector, the fishing sector to name a few that their loyalties were not just questionable but plain obvious. The way politicians bent over backwards to exploit public utilities for the benefit of shaky corporations and ignore regulation for the suicidal financial sector left a bitter taste in the mouths of voters stuck with higher utility bills and monumental sovereign debt. So a campaign finance reform committee was created and its results are an almighty erect middle finger in the fucking fuck direction of those voters. The party‘s don‘t want real change and have just made some minor inconsequential changes.
The Movement‘s announcement. “This issue is a clear example of how Althingi is not going to consider the work of the Special Investigation Committee and its conclusions. The eight chapter of the committee’s report is named “Morality and procedures connected to the collapse of the Icelandic banks in 2008”. In Chapter 2.3 it says “One of the most obvious tool of the business sector to influence politicians are direct donations, both to parties and individuals.” The conclusion of the chapter is where conlusions are drawn and the lessons of the past are examined. “Ways to draw a clearer line between the financial sector and the political sector must be found. It can not be tolerated that the guardians of public interest act on the behalf of private companies in such a manner as was done in the event of the banking collapse.” With this new legislation, Althingi has rejected the conclusions of the part of the Special Investigation report which criticizes harshly the connections of poltical parties to the business and financial sectors. Unfortunately the financial interests of the four parties are placed above the publics. Democracy and transparancy are of little use against the mixed up priorities of those in power.
4. There was great displeasure with the president, Olafur Ragnar Grimsson who had opened the doors of the presidential office to the bankers and financiers who in turn jetted him around the world to open doors to global business. The president had become a caricature who had brought the reputation of the office down. Then he managed to somehow please the special interest group InDefence by approving their call for a national referendum on sovereign debt and won some credibility back with the increasingly xenophobic, scared and confused public. So he still occupies the office, trying to reinvent his damaged image to the amazement of observers. A president who owes his people is suspectible to participate in plenty of fucking fuck demagoguery.
5. It became clear in the banking collapse that on the global stage Icelandic politicians had neglected making friends, forming alliances and providing shelter for their citizens. Timothy Geithner laughed at advances made by David Oddson, the Nordic countries offered concerned but sound advice and Britain offered solutions. Instead Icelanders followed the lead of the Independence Party‘s leaders and decided to sulk, play the victim and accuse the international community of a siege. When things were coming to a heat, the Social Democrats delivered a plan that could restore Iceland‘s credibility abroad and solutions to the volatile currency and mounting public and national debt. An application was made to join the EU. And then the xenophobes, cold war relics, special interests and racists hijacked the debate to the point that grown up, educated people want the IMF out without any alternative solutions to Iceland‘s currency and debt problems, a national referendum designed to exit NATO without any alternative solutions towards Iceland‘s defences and to retract the EU application without ever having to offer alternative plans to restore Iceland‘s economic viability and international credibility. Meanwhile in the real world, Iceland recently dropped almightily the World Economic Forum‘s Report on Global Competetiveness as far as macroeconomic environment goes and is ranked number 138. The Independence Party, the Centre Party and the Left Greens have offered no solutions or propositions on how to restore Iceland‘s standing. They are currently getting away with spewing venom all over the only realistic and credible plan available. Oh and fucking fuck IceSave is still unresolved.
6. The media came under plenty of scrutiny for not delivering scrutiny at all. Now it is in the hands of Jon Asgeir Johannesson and David Oddson. Editor in chief David Oddson even has the nerve to accuse the State Broadcasting Channel of bias because a reporter there is the sister of Exista‘s CEO, implying that her media can not be trusted with delivering news. Apart from maybe DV, the media is worse than before. When investigative reporting was needed, Channel 2 cut theirs from the program and gave the nation cooking lessons from the wife of Baugur‘s head of finance. Agenda, propaganda and fucking fuck through your mailbox and television screen every day.
7. There were loud calls for debt reform through restructuring and write-offs. For a moment, people actually believed that those who had accumulated the greatest debts would have to pay the most. Then reality bit hard and cold. The government‘s promise of a fortress around Icelandic households ended up in solutions which benefitted those who had geared themselves the greatest. Those with a 100-200% mortgage were bailed out, especially if they could find members of Althingi willing to do their bidding within the banks. Those who had saved and put down payments on their homes were left to rot with their inflated debt. And what about Jon Asgeir Johannesson, Bjorgolfur Thor and their kind? Well they have so far managed to score deals with the banks on massive write offs domestically so they can manouvre deals where they can get back their companies abroad. And they have been granted stand-still agreements where their debt collects no interest and is not gone after either. Many of the same people are still main actors in the business sector. Bjorgolfur Thor has been seeking tax-exemptions while wage-earners are experiencing higher taxes and higher utility bills. Did you think Sigurdur Einarsson, wanted by Interpol a few months ago was here to be questioned the other day? No he was here in talks to buy a fucking fuck financial institution.
8. There was need for someone to hit the refresh button in the political arena but so far it seems like the old guard has gotten away with a restart. The Social Dems were and still are unable to find anyone with remotely the same political credibility as Johanna Sigurdardottir. The ladder below is crowded with wallflowers and followers of men. If Johanna has enough then it does not bode well for the only party with a plan for the nation. Meanwhile the Independence Party, Left Greens and Centre Party are ablaze with infighting. All three parties are currently letting the monkeys run their circus and if it were not for Steingrimur J. Sigfusson‘s incredible turn from idealism to realism then all bets would probably be off. But it says all about the unruly waters of Icelandic politics that isolationist xenophobe Ogmundur Jonasson has had to be brought in to the government again to appease his followers. The Centre Party is currently in suicidal mode as requests for rampant demagoguery is fully provided elsewhere. And then there is the Independence Party which freed from the oppression of David Oddson almost managed to start a self-examination and reconciliation process, only to fall prey to the rampant partisanship and playground politics of their great leader again. The party‘s ladder is also crowded with hungover leftovers from the heady days. The only realistic challenger to the madness is former vice-chairman Thorgerdur Katrin Gunnarssdottir who has the financial freedom thanks to the former banks and little political reputation left to lose. New pretenders on the political scene have been pushed out by the Citizen‘s Movement which collapsed in record time and the Best Party‘s moves are under relentless attack from the four parties. It is not just an economic crisis anymore but an all out fucking fuck political crisis.
9. According to rumour there are people preparing to take the law into their own hands this weekend if the parliamentary committee charged with determining the responsibility of the elected officials named in the Special Report this spring comes up with a fucking fuck whitewash. It is to the Icelandic nation‘s outstanding credit that not one of the politicians or the businessmen most responsible for the ponzi economy which collapsed has been physically hurt so far. But it is to the incredible detriment of the political system‘s inability to appropriate blame that ordinary Icelanders are being heard in private conversations saying that “If I do it alone then it is murder, but if a group of us do it then it is a revolution. I am too angry.” The government and Althingi apparently now must be careful. An indebted and outtaxed public might cross new boundaries if they continue seeing Jon Asgeir and Bjorgolfur Thor parking their Range Rovers in Laugavegur, if Sigurdur Einarsson returns to Icelandic banking or if David Oddson claims his kingdom back. Lady Justice is in a fucking fuck pickle in Iceland these days.
10. The public is currently in an all-encompassing state of fucking fuck delusion. Serious, well meaning, well educated people are discussing between themselves in “revolutionary” terms. Yet, they still buy Morgunbladid, access Jon Asgeir‘s cable TV, vote for the Independence Party and nod when Ogmundur Jonasson talks of Nazi Europe. Currently letters are going out to 1.000 Icelanders selected for a National Meeting on constitutional reform. Yet again, a simulated process is given priority over weighty substance in the national debate. The public has already been lead on a ride by the Citizens‘ Movement (guilty), the National Meeting (not guilty), national referendum on IceSave (not guilty) and the Gudmundur Franklins‘ of Iceland are only beginning. Instead of taking responsibility for getting to know the issues of today, voting responsibly and holding their elected officials to their words, people are talking revolutions, Right Green parties and secession from NATO, EEA and the civilized world. Good, sensible people seriously need to start taking a stand in the fucking fuck that is Iceland.
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icelandbob
1 year ago
wow….
you know i was going to write a pithy column about how Iceland is shit but this….
this properly explains why i am so angry with his country. I have never seen a group of people metaphorically take it SO MUCH UP THEIR ARSE as Icelanders and STILL take it as if was a national sport….
The worst bit is i’ll get a few people to read this and it will be a case of “well what can ya do” and “oh he’s being Soooo negative”
Iceland is a lovely country, but the general people need a lot a work in things like critical thinking and not being total pussies when it comes to REAL protesting……
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Michael Schulz
1 year ago
Yes, that’s the state of affaires! I share your observations and anger while the windows of opportunity for real change and rehabilitation are closing … and they’re closing fast. It all sounds, reads, feels, smells… like yesterday’s culprits are tomorrow’s winners. Sad and mad because thats not what the people at large deserve.
Cheers,
Michael
Dadi
1 year ago
It is incredible to think back to the winter of 2008-2009 and then realize how quickly the four old parties were able to hijack the necessary reform processes and spread their wings in “New Iceland”.
Your comment is spot on Michael, “yesterday’s culprits are tomorrow’s winners”.
Bromley86
1 year ago
Some of these points are echoed in the article on Reyk Grape written by Egill Helgason (who I assume is the chap who does Silfur Egils, but I’ve been caught out by Icelandic names before
):
http://www.grapevine.is/Features/ReadArticle/Sitting-Here-in-Limbo
Dadi
1 year ago
Correct Bromley86, disappointment seems to be the word. That guy is Egill from Silfur Egils.
“For a moment, in early 2009, during the so-called Pots and Pans Revolution, things seemed quite clear – the government that has presided over the fall was toppled, the governors of the Central Bank were forced to leave in disgrace, people in general were very engaged in politics, there was a sort of awakening, there was talk of a New Iceland. But now everything seems to be terribly muddled.”
The most interesting article in the Grapevine is Foreign Investment Racism by Victor Blaer who claims he has “worked as a geophysics researcher and as corporate finance professional focusing
on geothermal power, dating back to 2001.” I encourage Bob to examine the truth behind this statement and review the article in that light.
Lino
1 year ago
to protest againstis easy and necessary in the short term, however if it’s just for venting frustation, THAT is frustration itself and utterly useless.
People tire of protesting, unless they willing to “go further” and I don’t see the guts around either metaforically (courage or desperation, whatever gives/motivates force for radical action) nor physically.
I truly believe in Thomas Jefferson and its quote “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants”. Real blood, when warranted.
Violence is not evil in itself, whether physical or civil, it’s jut a tool, possibly a positive one if and when alternatives are ineffective.
Those who criticize violence have probably already neutered any other form of “civilized” way.
Change, real one, not “change everything so that all stays the same”. Or leave.
I foresee mass emigration, especially young bright people who have only to lose staying.
icelandbob
1 year ago
Ok i may have had a few beers last night when i made that initial post (ahem)…
But the general gist of my comment is still the same. I read that article by Victor Blaer and at first i thought i was a superior piece of Trolling, but then i realised that he was serious!
the bit about the IBM fiasco for example just so missed the point. He blamed it all the the “left wing pseudo communists/socialists” in government not being able to sort out the rules on VAT. But this is a much deeper issue in that this policy has been in place for many years now and has screwed over everyone in Iceland many times.
For example, two weeks ago i had to pay the equivalent of a 50% tax on an MP3 player that my mother was shipping to me from the UK, as it wasn’t marked as a gift. You cannot buy anything outside Iceland and bring it into the country as you need to pay VAT on it apparently. But no political party wants this changed as it would mean that people would stop using Icelandic companies, as they often sell overpriced, poor quality products that we are “forced” to buy because there is nothing else around.
the downside to this is that when a major business comes in and tries to bring equipment from outside, they get slapped with a massive bill. This has been the case in the past and will be again, as the political class just do not want to change the semi feudalist structure of commerce that exists in Iceland as it’s too much in their benefit not to change it
Also i think it was not just the issue of the Servers and also probably an issue of that IBM realised who they would have to work with on a daily basis. Icelandic Businessmen in general tend not to be most professional and organised of people i’m afraid.
But i will look into who this Victor Blaer is and his background as best as i can….
Silvia Planchett
1 year ago
A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
Henry Louis Mencken
Blubber
1 year ago
Fuck yeah.
Most of the “revolutionaries” are people who want to isolate the country further (leave EFTA, drop the EU negotiations and so forth) and bought every lie about IceSave hook line and sinker.
Not exactly a palatable choice.
icelandbob
1 year ago
a lot of people here don´t realise that if we end up getting kicked out of the EEA (And this is a real possibility), then EVERYTHING will end up being more expensive as countries exporting to Iceland will just whack a massive Tariff on goods coming here. and that’s for starters…
But perhaps that’s what the “revolutionaries” want. Maybe then they can clear the rest of us out of the country and Iceland can be “Pure” again. I’d better get that citizenship application in sharpish!
Oh and @Daði – have you seen this video yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGxnfz4F5zc it’s rather funny and creepy as well!
Blubber
1 year ago
icelandbob.
i thought that was performance art. or a bad icelandic version of “The Office”. it has to be a joke. please gods let it be a joke. though, even as a joke it falls a little short of the mark.
very few people realize why we must stay in the EEA. the case against the evil foreigners has been built up steadily. starting with indefence and slowly shifting the blame from the icelandic culprits to the EEA, the IMF, the EU and so forth.
all the while completely over assessing the importance of iceland in the international community.
Martin
1 year ago
Good article, but way too many swear words:)
The bit I don’t get about the economic situation now in Iceland is that the collapse is not where I thought it would be. Two years ago I though Iceland was well and truly fried, beyond repair. How on earth was it able to only devalue the iskr from ca Iskr160/GBP at the time of the crash to say just ca Iskr200/Gbp, all currency reserves exhausted/massive debts and be able maintain relative currency stability since. I realise other currencies had to devalue as well but where does all the foreign currency come into Iceland from, to maintain even that level of stability and even recently gain considerable value against the GBP and Euro? Is Iceland surviving on loans to supply foreign currency or do the export,s fish (tourism), supply enough foreign cash?
The article above leads me to believe that the foreign currency from fish exports is being banked abroad. I am confused
Dadi
1 year ago
Martin, thanks for the concern over the languague… “Helvitis fokkings fokk” was a phrase which became synonymous with the situation after the guy above was spotted with it at a protest in 2008.. it is supposed to capture the zeitgeist in a country which was turned upside down…
the current “stability” is due to massive loans through the IMF to maintain the currency reserves and strict currency restrictions. And still many things remain unresolved since 2008, like the household debt crisis so many people are grinding through every paycheck. The housing market is frozen and massively down, unemployment is historically high if you work in the foreign citizens who lived here before and left.
the next couple of years are going to hit hard. the currency will not be allowed to strengthen because of the effect it will have on Iceland’s foreign debt. public service is becoming weaker every month.
currently we are living on borrowed time…and money
Martin
1 year ago
I am familiar to a certain extent as I live here but that familiarity does not necessarily bring an understanding
So you reckon that the Central Bank have been drawing heavily on the IMF loans sitting in the reserves?
In fact, the IMF loans have not had the time to gather a sliver of dust there?
It is strange with these moves to gain entry to the EU, that in Ireland the ‘alternative’ Economists who are critical of the Euro and ECB are looking towards Iceland as an example of a State with independent currency control, prepared to take the hit of devaluation early and ‘if only we had the same leverage’.
Maybe, apart for certain sections of the Icelandic financial elite, the EU is far from the holy grail, even for a desperate state like Iceland.
Is there a link to the article by Victor Blaer?
Dadi
1 year ago
Our politicians have long approved of the devaluation which comes with operating our own currency.
Unfortunately it means continued corruption and failed economic management by the state and the public repeatedly paying for it.
Some may celebrate the krona’s “flexibility” in dire times, but times might not have to be so dire if we had a more stable currency with a central bank not driven by party politics…
http://www.grapevine.is the latest issue in pdf.
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Iris Erlingsdottir
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Icelanders are descendants of slaves, not vikings, or at least so it now appears…
Douglas Brotchie
1 year ago
A fine précis of our current situation.
Thanks, Daði, for doing that much-needed work.
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